Coke Adverts - Jamaica Villas beach holidays

It's the real thing ..or is it?

I often get all sorts sent to me in my email, you know what I mean, Spam, Lottery scams, begging letters, FREE offers to very saucy looking websites and on the odd occasion, something that is of interest or relevant to what I actually do.

My friend Baz (Brian Cornell) is a lunatic that send me anything he considers funny or obscene and I might just get the odd video or two that is worth sharing with the great and the good of Blogtropolis. This is one such video.

You really could imagine this scenario on the beach at Negril or Mobay, a nubile young lady leering at what looks to be my good self getting out of the surf whilst she splutters down her Coke only to find that the object of her passion is well beyond reach. 

I think “Barking up the wrong tree” might apply here. So, you young ladies, when on holiday in Jamaica please be careful when eying up the talent, it may not be me you are looking at!

Meanwhile, to hide your sorrow, why not take a look at this site Jamaica Villas

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Jamaica Villas - Bogue Villa Montego Bay Jamaica



Here is another fantastic Jamaica Villa that deserves your attention. Villa Bogue in Montego Bay is located is a quiet residential area that has the best of everything. 5 air-conditioned bedrooms all with cable TV, 4 bathrooms, a full staff to look after all your needs, all the mod cons such as Internet, cable TV, DVD and there is also a beautiful swimming pool and gazebo.

The great thing about Bogue Villa at Montego Bay is that you are less than 15 minutes from the brightest lights and all the cool happenings, you are also on the doorstep of the best shopping anywhere in the Caribbean. Montego Bay has brilliant nightclubs, bars, restaurants and also some great historical and cultural sites.

Holiday activities such as Glass Bottom Boat tours of the reefs are available, maybe you would like to visit the Zoo or swim with Dolphins? There are endless vacation activities in and around Montego Bay, most of which you can catch on http://www.spiritofjamaica.com a very helpful Jamaica information website.

Villa Bogue also offers you privacy and quiet if that is what you’re looking for, take a look on the main Jamaican Treasures website for full details: Villa Bogue, Montego Bay

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Sandals Holidays in Jamaica

Sandals Promo video

At the risk of repeating myself I feel I must point out to you dear Blog reader that Jamaican Treasures is a Sandals Certified Specialist Company that has the blessing from Sandals to advertise and promote all of the Sandals Holidays, sandals Villas, Sandals Weddings and Honeymoons and of course Sandals all inclusive holidays in Jamaica and other parts of the world.

What does that actually mean a ‘Sandals Certified Specialist Company’?’ It means that Jamaican Treasures have satisfied Sandals, one of the biggest names in vacations and weddings abroad that they have the expertise and the will to provide services to Sandals clients and in doing so, will preserve the good name of Sandals. In other words, it’s like getting the British Standard Kite mark for providing Sandals services in the Caribbean.

In other words, Sandals trust Jamaican Treasures to provide you with the best quality of service and at a great price. You don’t get a better recommendation than that, do you?  Jamaican Treasures staff has also received special training from Sandals in the presentation and quality of the services we provide. Quality of service and great deals are guaranteed.

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Jamaica Villas - Red and Yellow and Pink and Blue...

At the end of the rainbow is buried a...

I’ve been moaning about the bloody cold weather for the past month or so here in Andalucía and so I thought I might give it a rest being as the pipes are not frozen solid this morning and taking a wee holds no danger of frostbite (I was going to say ‘exposure’ but you might accuse me of punning!)



From my office...



It was with some pleasure that I saw that it had snowed on the highest mountains around and about where I live and the clouds looked fairly heavy and grey, rain clouds perhaps? Snow? Any would have been preferable to the biting winds and freezing temperatures of the last month.

I was writing on this Blog about Villa Drambuie in Montego bay and the photographs of the swimming pool, the drinks, the beach and the lovely Caribbean Sea had me daydreaming and wishing I was in Mobay, ankle deep in the clear Caribbean waters (No deeper for me, I suffer from Selachophobia, that’s a fear of Sharks, any Sharks but especially the ones with bloody great teeth!) when my wife told me that there was a beautiful rainbow across from our house.

The photograph cannot truly represent the beauty of the rainbow as I used a quick photo shoot setting but you do get the idea. My wife suggested that we go and look and see if there was a crock of gold at the end of the rainbow (she is 51 but believes in Fairies, Goblins and Witches, I could explain but it would take too long) That is what I have always loved about her, the eternal optimist, myself on the other hand, I don’t think for one moment that some Spanish Troll, Goblin or Leprechaun has buried a pot of gold at the end of that particular rainbow because it is resting on my friend Bill’s Villa, if they’ve buried anything there, he’s had it and spent it by now!

Crock of gold my butt! Crack of….





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Jamaica Villas - Drambuie Estate- Montego Bay, Jamaica

Drambuie Estate- Montego Bay

At Jamaican Treasures we like to keep everyone informed when a great deal or special offer comes along and lately we have been able to point you to a good few bargains, happily, that trend continues with Villa Drambuie Estate. 

Villa Drambuie Estate is offering you a chance to rent this amazing 5 bedrooms, 5 bathroom luxury Jamaica villa at a real bargain, STAY FOR 7 NIGHTS, PAY FOR 5 NIGHTS, 2 NIGHTS FREE! That’s not all; anyone renting Villa Drambuie Estate also gets complimentary membership of the exclusive Round Hill Resort and all the services and amenities AND  a private driver. Drambuie also has other offers, you should ask the nice people in the Jamaican Treasures office about, you'll be glad you did.

Fully staffed and stuffed with all the electrical doo-dahs and mod cons, like TV sets, DVD's and Internet connection, Villa Drambuie Estate will give you an great holiday at an excellent price with the same very high Jamaican Treasures standards. Drambuie Estate Link



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Jamaica Villas - Hanover House, Montego Bay

Villa Hanover House, Montego Bay

Hanover House, Montego Bay, Jamaica is one of Jamaican Treasures special Hot Deals villas and what a hot deal this is. Pay for 6 nights, stay for 7 nights, 1 free night in this gorgeous Jamaica Villa. 3 minutes to the beach at Round Hill and less than 15 minutes to Montego Bay airport, not just that but the best shopping in the Caribbean, fantastic nightlife with some of the hottest clubs, bars and restaurants and of course there is the cultural, historical and tourist sites to keep you occupied.

Sea fishing, Snorkel diving, Scuba Diving, glass bottom boat tours, swimming with Dolphins, there are loads of things to see and do to keep you happy. http://www.spiritofjamaica.com for some great ideas.

Back to Villa Hanover House, this place is fully staffed with a cook, laundress, housekeeper, gardener and pool man, there are TV sets, DVD and Internet connections amongst other luxury items to keep you entertained and of course, you’re getting a great deal with the FREE night offer. Take a closer look at Villa Hanover House in Montego Bay.



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Jamaica Villas - Getting Married in Jamaica?



"Oh! what a big leaf you have there Mr Blogspot!"

Blimey! Now I know what they mean by a ‘blushing bride’ nine couples took to the beach resort at Negril, which, in case you don’t know is on the north coast of the Paradise island of Jamaica and about 1 hour from Montego Bay. They did take to the beach but they never took any clothes with them though, oh no! They were naked as the day they were born with the exception of the odd leaf or flower here and there.

The Hedonism 11 Resort invited 10 couples for an all expenses paid wedding ceremony, unfortunately, one of the couples bottled it and so they were left with nine naked couples, all participants in a documentary, all selected from a list of 100 applicants who were asked dodgy questions such as “why do you want to start their life together stark naked?” “It saves a mint in wedding dresses and suits” would have been my answer.

Well I for one wish them all the very best, take a look yourself at the article (OK, it’s a promo for another company in Jamaica but at Jamaican Treasures we like to spread the word about for our friends, even those who encourage young ladies to cavort about naked…Aaaaagggh!)

Naked on the Beach link

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Jamaica Villas -Sea Island, Montego Bay

Jamaica Villa Sea Island, Montego Bay

It’s not Christmas but it may as well be Christmas the way Jamaican Treasures are giving away FREE accommodation in luxury Jamaica Villas. Yes, that is correct FREE accommodation in luxury Jamaica Villas. There is a saying that there is no such thing as a free dinner but in this particular case, you get free dinner with a starter and desert.

Villa Sea Island at Montego Bay is offering 7 nights’ accommodation for the price of 5 nights, you stay for 7 nights, pay for five nights and so that gives you 2 FREE nights. I’m not Albert Einstein or Carol Vorderman but I do know that 7 minus 2 is er…er…5 (Phew!)

Don’t think for one moment either that you will receive less in terms of service and quality, you won’t, all Jamaican Treasures villas offer the highest standard of service no matter what the price may be or if a property is on special offer, if we were giving Jamaica Villas away for free (which we are, almost) we would still ensure top quality.

So, without anymore waffle, take yourself over to the Jamaican Treasures main website and see what a great place Villa Sea Island is and you may also want to have a look at the other great Hot Villa Deals available, and remember, just because it’s a lower price does not mean you get less service.

Villa Sea Island, Montego Bay Link

Hot Villa Deals for Jamaica

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Jamaica Villas - How things have changed

Could this be you?

This really is true...isn't it?





I guess this is the future.



I have a friend in the United States who sends my emails containing the silliest things, some are a bit political, some are quite rude and other is rip-roaring funny. Hers a couple she sent relating to the modern world and how technology has changed our lives forever, for better or for worse. If you have any, I’d love to see them.

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Jamaica Villas - End of the Cold weather

Sierra Gibalto at the back of my house

Thank goodness this lousy cold weather has decided to bugger off and bother someone else; it has been perishing cold for what seems to have been a lifetime. Europe has been gripped with the mother of all winter freezes, in some countries causing over 200 deaths when tempters have slid to -30ºC and less, I believe the Ukraine was worst hit.

My house had days where we had no water because the pipes had frozen solid, we got as low as -8ºC on many nights but what made it worse was the biting winds and clear sunny skies, just to take the pee! No matter, last night there was no freeze and today the skies are blue and clear, so much so that I went for a pleasant stroll with Pablito my dog to the Olive groves near to our house. As you can see from the photo, spring is almost on us and hopefully this winter will be just a bitter cold memory.



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