Golf Holidays in Jamaica - Villas in Tryall Golf Club, Montego Bay

Villa Heron Cove/Rum Punch-Montego Bay

Here we have a villa with options, Villa Heron Cove and Villa Rum Punch. You can rent Villa Heron Cove as a 3 bedroom, 3 bathroom luxury villa and, if you want more space, for a wedding reception or family reunion or whatever, then you have villa Rum Punch across the road that will make your bedrooms up to 5 luxury bedrooms and bathrooms.

You would be on the famous Tryall Site and only 20 minutes from Montego Bay airport and all the bright lights and tourist attractions as well.

Take a look at this great villa (s) Villa Heron Cove/Rum Punch-Montego Bay

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Jamaica Birthday party - No! Cockney Brian's 70th

"Bad moon arisin'" Brian, Mr Blogspot, Neil, Mo and Bernard at the back.

It was all sweetness and light this Saturday just gone, or in the case of our friend Cockney Brian "Sat'dai jass gawn" as he celebrated his 70th birthday at the Cortijuelo restaurant, Villanueva del Trabuco which is a fair village in the north east of Malága, Andalucia...Spain.  Close to Casa Blogspot as it happens.

Brian, from London, has reached his 70th year and showed no signs of slowing down as he refused to dance the night away, opting for a seat and a few "pigs ears" beers. He did however, get up with the band, along with yours truly (I played the spoons, very "Cockney" that is) to sing the old Creedence Clearwater Revival hit "Bad moon a rising" and some cockney tunes, as one can see from the photo, I looked very "Cockney" sporting one of the great T shirts sent to me by Lisa of Jamaican Treasures.

The night was spent making up cockney rhyming slang words for different things (amazing what 3 bottles of wine will do to the brain) like "parse them aristotle's" (glasses "Aristotle Onasis") "theres none on the Cane 'n' able" (table) "I need another pigs ear" (beer)

The band played a selection of songs we used to like and the woman got up and danced about, as they do. One couple did a bit of a jive but the polite company just sat down, talked rubbish, after a few more drinks talked gibberish and passed a very pleasant night.

So, what's this post in aid of?

We managed to come up with some Jamaica related rhyming slang words that might catch on, or might not is a safer bet.

Freddie Laker = Jamaica (I´m off to Freddie for my hols)

Doris Day = Montego Bay (can be used for Discovery etc)

Lillian Gish = Ackee and Saltfish (I just fancy some Lillian for my dinner)

Eddie Grant = Ganje Plant (Sorry constable, I never knew it was an Eddie!)

Bob Marley = Parlez (Sorry mate, I don't Bob patois )

Montego Bay = Gay ( That Quentin Crisp? he was a bit Montego wasn´t he?)

Jamaican Rum = Bum (Just had to have a jab in my Jamaican Rum!)

Rasta Man = Frying Pan (Get the rasta on girl, I´m starving!)

Tom Thumb = Rum (Give us a bottle of Tom and a coke for the missus.)

You catch my drift and I´m quite sure that if you drink enough "Tom Thumb" you will come up with some of your own words.


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