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Damn Cat! I told him we should have gone with http://www.personalchoicejamaica.com 



 

I am often called upon to rant and rave about many things in life, most of them almost irrelevant but sometimes I do come up with some worthwhile gems of advice, especially when it comes to Vacations in the Caribbean islands and more to the point, vacations in Jamaica.

Jamaica is the most popular of all the Caribbean Islands, especially amongst the Europeans and North Americans who both seem to have a single mission in life and that is to find a place in the sunshine for their annual vacation or to have a romantic wedding reception, some choose Jamaica for a family reunion or other type of social or business function.

The problem a lot of people find is which villa or resort to choose and which particular Jamaica Villas company to go with? There are plenty of luxury Jamaica villas to go round but the truly exceptional villas are often taken before you have made up your mind. The owners of these luxury villas will sometimes use multiple agents to rent out their properties and so duplicate information with varying prices will do nothing but confuse people.

 

So, here is my useful bit of a advice; Please visit http://www.personalchoicejamaica.com this is a company who have all of the top luxury Jamaica villas, apartments and resorts in Jamaica and the Caribbean Islands. http://www.personalchoicejamaica.com have some fantastic bargains and offers that have been agreed with the owners of the properties so you know you are getting a really good deal for your Caribbean vacation. No fuss, no confusion and with the blessing of the Jamaica villas owners themselves

Personal Choice Jamaica
295 Madison Avenue Suite 1125 New York,
NY 10017
7 Dacosta Drive Ocho Rios Jamaica, W.I.
Telephone: 914.623.0250 / 800.585.2481
Facsimile: 212.208.2528

Bananas from the Caribbean - The Great Banana Blight

Ok, so it's not Heroin or Cocaine but still...





I was sent a rather disturbing photograph from my friend Mike Harding a BBC radio 2 DJ and all round celebrity of TV, radio and books and a right clever dick he is as well. Mike sent me the photograph above and told me that the van was stopped by the police and customs officers on the way through the Eurotunnel, that thing that joins England to France.

Apparently when the police and customs men opened the van door out spilled what seemed to be almost a ton of bananas? Yes, bananas! Not Heroin, not Cocaine not Ganja not even a van full of cheap cigarettes and alcohol but bright yellow Bananas!

Needless to say the customs men were at a loss as to what to do? You can’t get busted for bringing in bananas, no matter how many you have but, the question was, why would you bring in all these bananas when the supermarkets sell them almost ten a penny every day of the week? Perhaps they were actually stuffed with drugs and not really bananas? Perhaps this was a way to disguise the naughty drugs and fool the customs men? I’m told, I don’t actually know if this was the truth but I was told that the police and customs men agreed to test 1 in every 100 Bananas to see if there was anything suspicious but after several bananas each the officials had to concede that the cargo was genuine, only because they felt a bout of gastro enteritis coming on.

The owner of the cargo of bananas who cannot be named said that he was bringing in all these bananas because there was a shortage in the Caribbean and that soon these bananas would be worth a fortune. Let’s hope that this is very soon otherwise he will end up with a van full of mushy black rotten bananas. Is there Banana blight in the Caribbean? I think we should be told!

Whilst I'm here, I've upodated a few of the beautiful villas on the Caribbean Island of Anguilla and I think you would like to take a peep, they are beautiful and in the perfect places. Get the first choice of Anguilla villas and in all the perfect locations by visiting this link. Anguilla Villas.

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