Tattoo Artists in Jamaica - Reasons for not getting a tattoo N01

Oh dear me! I wonder who Kirk has backed for next US election?

Optimists. I love an optimist; they bring a ray of sunshine into our lives with their “never-say-die” attitude towards anything and everything. Pessimists, now they are real misery guts types and are all doom and gloom, they are no fun to be around.

I was reading my Facebook page this morning and I saw a posting of some “optimist” having his arm tattooed with the European Champions League Cup and his team name and date as well, nothing odd there, lot’s of blokes have that tattoo, Liverpool fans, real Madrid, Barçelona, Juventus, even teams like Nottingham Forrest have the Champions League Cup tattooed on their body in varying places but with one exception. THEIR TEAM WON THE BLOODY THING FIRST!

Here we have an “optimist” who goes by the name of Kirk Bradley who has had his arm tattooed with a large image of the European Champions League trophy, the name of his team (Manchester City) and the year date (2011) and “Champions League Winners” emblazoned underneath, all in elegant scrolled lettering. What a plonker!

OK, so if Manchester City ever do with the Champions League (No! don’t laugh!), then Kirk will have a chance to rectify his stupidity but it will have to be between 2012 and 2019 otherwise he is set to look like a prize plonker for the rest of his life. Silly boy!

There is a lesson to be learnt here. Tattoos are permanent and the fact that they are with you for life should be considered, otherwise, you may end up like poor old Kirk and live with the humiliation. Are there any tattoo artists in Jamaica? I had a look around on the Internet and there “might” be two in Negril, one is a German bloke and the other is someone called Mike? It doesn’t sound too convincing now, does it? If you are a tattoo artist in Jamaica, get in touch and I’ll let everyone know. Not Kirk Bradley though, he’s fine for tattoo’s just now.



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Jamaica Information Websites - Spirit of Jamaica

Spirit of Jamaica

Here it is folks! Blog post 200 and I'm happy to report the birth of a great new website for all Jamaicaphiles (That's peeps that love Jamaica)

As ever, the great and the good who run that wonderful Jamaica Villa Rentals company, Jamaican Treasures have had their heads together and have come up with a great new website dedicated to making life even simpler for the tourists to Jamaica.

People who arrive in Jamaica are here to enjoy themselves and so they need the basic information;

·         Where do I hire a car / taxi / tour bus?

·         Where are the best live music venues?

·         Can I get guided tours of places like Chucka Cove or Dunn’s River  Falls

·         Where can I buy tickets to live events / sports

·         Airport Transfers

·         Club Mobay Tickets

There are lots of places people want to see and lots of things they want to do and the quicker, the better. So, http://www.spiritofjamaica.com/  aims to provide the Jamaica tourist with up to date leisure and activities information at the touch of a keyboard button.

There will be special offers available, you can become an affiliate member, and products will be available at up to the minute prices so you can grab the bargains. It’s going to be cool.

As usual, the more input into a website or idea there is, the better the services will be and you are more than welcome to suggest a product, service or venue that will interest the general public. The www.spiritofjamaica.com website is under construction so if you have an idea, let’s hear it now.

Save the Spirit of Jamaica website to your favourites, because it’s going to become the site that everyone refers to when they visit Jamaica.

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Jobs in Jamaica - Rope holder to insane window cleaner

"Mek sure ya don start scratchin yer bum now!"

What’s the worst job you ever had? Mine was working on the railway tracks in Surrey, in England. The pay was poor; the job was very dangerous due to the very fast trains and the electric railway line. We worked all hours in all types of weather but we were happy.

No we bloody well were not! I came home covered in oil and gnat bites.

Mind you, there are worse jobs, by far, in other countries but you just can’t beat the really dumb jobs. Those mind – numbing, mundane, pointless waste of time jobs that exist all over the world, some born out of necessity, others just impromptu or quick fixes to local problems.

Take this couple of numb-skulls. Come on now, how desperate for work must you be to let someone dangle you out of a window many stories up whilst you replace a broken pane of glass? The glass was most likely broken by the window cleaner just before he fell, he was most likely also dangled from the same window (by the same guy, he looks like he is a regular at this type of work.)

Hey-ho! Anyone else got anything stupid to share



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A Beach Villa - A Beach Villa in Montego Bay, Jamaica

Wish you were here? You could be...

I have an enquiring mind, I suppose it helps to have one if you spend, as I do, most of your waking hours rummaging through the Internet search engines. I come across many puzzling and unusual things.

A Beach Villa. If I had a beach Villa in Jamaica, what would I call it? Dunroamin? Dunworkin? Maybe, maybe not. There is such a place called A Beach Villa, it is a magnificent place in Montego Bay, A Beach Villa has a great infinity edge swimming pool that makes it look as if you were swimming in the Caribbean sea and not a very posh villa's pool. Take a look at this place, it really is beautiful and then let me know what name you would have given to it. http://www.beachvillajamaica.com/

Uncle Ian wonders if you ever have? Been here, that is.

My auntie has a holiday cottage in Dorset. It’s a nice little place Shitterton.

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Cannon Cottage - Villa Cannon Cottage, Silver Sands, Jamaica

Cannon Cottage, Silver Sands

BLOG UPDATE: 17/12/2011

I would like to remind all you dear readers that Villa Cannon Cottage is on the list of Jamaican Treasures "Villa Specials".

This is a comprehensive list of luxury villas in all parts of Jamaica that have either Price reductions or special offers, such as “Stay for 7 nights pay for just  5 nights” and other great offers. You could also contact Lisa direct to see what other up to the minute bargains are available.

305-767-2596    lisa@jamaicantreasures.com

I am often seized with inspiration whilst gazing out of the window (searching for inspiration!) and today was no different. I was meandering through http://www.myluxuryvillas.com a sister site to Jamaican Treasures, the best villa rentals company in the Caribbean, as you know already. Anyway, whilst perusing the My Luxury Villas website I came across this amazing place called Cannon Cottage, which is at Silver sands in Jamaica. Cannon Cottage? What a strange name for a villa in Jamaica, or so I thought.

Fancy a dip?

Cannon Cottage gets its name from the couple of old cannons that still decorate the grounds. Give Cannon Cottage its due, the views are extraordinary and the beach is golden with fine grained sand. The swimming and snorkeling off the beach at Cannon Cottage is magnificent and if peace and quiet is what you crave, then you have it here in this luxury Jamaica villa.

The bedrooms at Cannon Cottage

Cannon Cottage is beautifully decorated, the bedrooms and villa are done in shades of blue, green, yellow and it is very pleasant on the eye. The staff at Jamaican Treasures loves this place and it is definitely one of the top 5 villas with them.

This villa is a must for anyone wanting to hold a wedding reception, honeymoon or family holiday in Jamaica. Go take a look from their very own Cannon Cottage website http://www.cannoncottagejamaica.com/


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Jamaica Treasures Competition

"Wa arl dis ting den?"

ATTENTION EVERYONE: I WILL BE STARTING A COMPETITION AND THE PRIZE WILL BE Jamaican Hamper of T shirts/ Jerk Sauce/ Blue Mountain Coffee/ Souvenier beach towel/ baseball caps etc worht $300! ALL DONATED BY www.jamaicantreasures.com 

The question will be simple and easy to find. Watch this space for details.

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Carlsburg Cinema Advert

"Is anyone sitting there?"

Take a look at this fantastic stunt by Carlsburg Beer. They got 128 mean looking dudes, Bikers, Yardies, Skinheads etc and sat them in a cinema with just two seats left for unsuspecting film goers to take. It's a real gas.

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MEN VS WOMEN - Church cook-off - Food - Jamaica Gleaner - Thursday | December 1, 2011

MEN VS WOMEN - Church cook-off - Food - Jamaica Gleaner - Thursday December 1, 2011

Reverend Joseph regretted booking a wedding the same day as the Cook-off!

The St Andrew Church of Christ annual cook-off - men vs. women. It’s very nice to see that Jamaican men and woman are just as daft and competitive as everyone else. It sounds like war in the church hall, pots of jam at ten paces and see who can cozy up to the vicar to obtain them few extra points. Take a read, it’s a gas.

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Kindle for Christmas - Where's my Kindle?

Oh what a joy! Mrs. BlogSpot’s Kindle Book Reader has arrived at last. OK, it has been to more destinations than Alan Whicker, crossed more borders than a very enthusiastic smuggler but it is here at last.
I got a call from UPS in Madrid asking me for exact directions to my house and would I meet the courier at a specified destination to collect the parcel. It was all a bit James Bond but I agreed. In the end, he left the Kindle with Danni, the waiter in Café bar La Plaza in our village.

Mrs. B is now waiting for 2 couch throws from QVC, and has been doing so for a month; needless to say, I have been dispatched to the Post Office on a daily basis to see if they have arrived. Hey ho! Merry Christmas to Parcel Force methinks.
Talking of Christmas, have we seen the bargains available from Jamaican Treasures? there are some villas offering stay for seven, pay for five nights.


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Levi Roots wins recipe row - Jamaican food

 

"Actually, old boy, the name is Keith!"

I do like to bring you interesting jamaica stories, no one wants to be thought of as a "one trick Pony" and harp on about the truly fantastic, amazing luxury villas that you can rent from Jamaican Treasures. No! I like to diversify.

Heres a great story from my favourite online newpaper The Jamaican Observer, all about a dude called Levi Roots (actual name is Keith Graham..not a very "Yardie" name!) who has defended a case brought against him by his ex-partner (business partner) from Brixton, London, who claims Keith, or "Roots" ripped off his recipe for some of the Jerk food mix listed in his "Reggae,Reggae Cook Book"

The judge decided in favour of Mr Roots. Read the article, it's very interesting.

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